Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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