i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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