let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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