Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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