My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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