Kareoke will never be a sober sport
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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