Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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