hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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