Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
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Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
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He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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