I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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