question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
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Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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