would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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