At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
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I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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