i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
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Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
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He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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