Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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