i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
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Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Randomize