you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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