On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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