But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
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I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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