i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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