when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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