he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I just blew my weed a kiss
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
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