Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
In America we eat man semen.
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Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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