Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We left an ass print on the piano.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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