I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
And then he peed in my hair
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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