the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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