so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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