Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
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I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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