So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
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this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
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I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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