loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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