i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
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I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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