i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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