he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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