Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
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I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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