Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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