everyone is single if you try hard enough
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
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Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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