What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
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I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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