I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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