The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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