How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
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I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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