I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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