My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
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Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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