do herpes really smell.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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