So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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