no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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