i permit you to call me
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
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and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I checked into jail on foursquare
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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