can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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