It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
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