nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I think I died a long time ago.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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