so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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