Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
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i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
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It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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