I heard we made out
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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