R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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