the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
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He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me