Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine