U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
whose parrot is this?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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