Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
